Here's me, my good friend Bekah and the love of her life Osamu..aren't they lovely?

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LIFE IS NOT MEASURED BY THE BREATHS WE TAKE BUT BY THE MOMENTS THAT TAKE OUR BREATH AWAY.......

My honey and my baby, I love them so much!!!! This was taken a year ago at Disneyland...the LOVES of my life....

Emily, Mary (the bride), and me posing once again 

Here's me doing what I do best...Smiling for the camera!!!!!! 

Emily me and Lovella @ my friend Mary's bachelorette party 

A Businessman........

A businessman sends a fax to his wife:
To My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed I shall be back home before midnight!!
When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............
My Dear Husband, I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of Math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.

Therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Honor of Stupid People.......

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
1.) On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
2.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
3.) On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."(and that would be???....)
4.) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."(but, it's just a suggestion.)
5.) On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
6.) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."(..and you thought????...)
7.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."(but wouldn't this save me time?)
8.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of constru ction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
9.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."(...I'm taking this because???....)
10.) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to what?)
11.) On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
12.) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
13.) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: say what?)
14.) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
15.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

My son Marquise, me, and my two sisters Lauren and Chakyra--don't we look so happy!!! 

Me and my brother Kristian-he just graduated high school --yeah !!!!! 

Me and my sister Chakyra in Mexico for my b-day (june 14)